My goal is for you to leave feeling like you just had the best first date ever. It’s normal to be nervous but I promise we’ll get over that quickly and together.

Be honest, be respectful, and be thorough in the shower.

Beyond that, I say norms are boring. This is our party. We make the rules.

Yes! I treat all bodies with equal adoration and have substantial experience with disability and accessibility.

Provide whatever context you feel is best when you fill out the booking form. Looking forward to working with you on a plan that feels safe and fun!

I lean classy casual (and discrete). I wear black too often.

I don’t mind outfit requests however I keep a pared-down wardrobe, so please couple requests with a gift. I am drawn to simple, quality pieces with cool/sexy/unexpected details.

33-25-37

Bra — 32B or 34A

Undies — S

Shoes — 7.5

Dresses — S or 2

Tops — XS or S

Pants — 25

I love an interesting date or travel proposal. Bonus points for creativity. Email me with details (as specific as you can) (but still not explicit) (never explicit) and I will respond with rates and availability.

Anything that anyone is uncomfortable with at any time.

Prying, pressuring, and arguing are grounds for me to end the date, no refund offered.